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Letra de The Real Slim Shady

[Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It’s the return of the… Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?
And Dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who, Yeah, but he’s so cute though!
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don’t they?
We ain’t nothing but mammals.. Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear ‘em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee!
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there’s a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don’t give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem]
I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I’m jackin off with Jergens
And I’m jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming I don’t give a fuck!
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up

Letra de Cleanin’ Out My Closet

Where’s my snare, I have no snare in my headphones,
there ya’ go, yeah, yo’, yo’…

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against,
I have, i’ve been protested and demonstrated
against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes,
look at the times, sick is the mind of the
motherfuckin’ kid that’s behind, all this commotion,
emotions run deep as ocean’s explodin’,
tempers flaring from parents,
just blow ‘em off and keep goin’, not takin’ nothin’ from no one,
give ‘em hell long as i’m breathin’,
keep kickin’ ass in the mornin’, an’ takin’ names in the
evening, leave ‘em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth,
see they can trigger me but
they’ll never figure me out, look at me now,
I bet ya’ probably sick of me now, ain’t you mama,
i’ma make you look so ridiculous now…

[CHORUS]

I’m sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i’m
cleanin’ out my closet, {one more time},
I said i’m sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I
never meant to make you cry,
but tonight i’m cleanin’ out my closet…

I got some skeletons in my closet and
I don’t know if no one knows it, so before they thrown me
inside my coffin and close it, i’ma expose it,
i’ll take you back to ‘73, before I ever had a
multi-platinum sellin’ Cd, I was a baby
maybe I was just a couple of months, my faggot father
must have had his pantie’s up in a bunch,
cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye,
no I don’t on second thought,
I just fuckin’ wished he would die, I look at Hailie and I
couldn’t picture leavin’ her side,
even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I’d try, to make it
work with her at least for Hailie’s sake,
I maybe made some mistakes but i’m only human, but i’m
man enough to face them today, what I did was stupid,
no doubt it was dumb, but the smartest
shit I did was take them bullets out of that gun,
cause id’a killed ‘em, shit I would have shot
Kim and him both, it’s my life,
i’d like to welcome y’all to the Eminem show…

[CHORUS]

Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition,
take a second to listen for you
think this record is dissin’,
but put yourself in my position,
just try to envision witnessin’
your Mama poppin’ prescription pills in the kitchen,
bitchin’ that someone’s always goin’
through her purse and shits missin’,
going through public housing systems, victim of
Munchausen’s syndrome,
my whole life I was made to believe
I was sick when I wasn’t ’til I grew
up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya’ stomach,
doesn’t it, wasn’t it the reason you made
that Cd for me, ma,
so you could try to justify the way you treated me,
ma, but guess what, your
gettin’ older now and it’s cold when your lonely,
and Nathan’s growing up so quick, he’s gonna
know that your phoney, and Hailie’s getting so big now,
you should see her, she’s beautiful, but
you’ll never see her, she won’t even be at your funeral,
see what hurts me the most is you won’t
admit you was wrong, bitch, do your song,
keep tellin’ yourself that you was a mom, but how dare
you try to take what you didn’t help me to get,
you selfish bitch, I hope you fuckin’ burn in
hell for this shit,
remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me,
well guess
what, I am dead, dead to you as can be…

[CHORUS]

Letra de Lose Yourself

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
to seize everything you ever wanted
One moment
would you capture it or just let it slip?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
there’ss vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti
he’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
he opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out
he’s chokin, how everybody’s jokin now
the clocks run out, times up over, bloah!
snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
oh, there goes rabbit, he choked
hes so mad, but he wont give up that
is he? no
he wont have it , he knows his whole back citys ropes
it dont matter, hes dope
he knows that, but hes broke
hes so stacked that he knows
when he goes back to his mobile home, thats when its
back to the lab again yo
this whole rap shit
he better go capture this moment and hope it dont pass him
Hook:
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
you own it, you better never let it go
you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
this opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
The souls escaping, through this hole that its gaping
this world is mine for the taking
make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
a normal life is borin, but superstardoms close to post mortar
it only grows harder, only grows hotter
he blows us all over these hoes is all on him
coast to coast shows, hes know as the globetrotter
lonely roads, god only knows
hes grown farther from home, hes no father
he goes home and barely knows his own daughter
but hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His bosses dont want him no mo, hes cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
he nose dove and sold nada
so the soap opera is told and unfolds
i suppose its old potna, but the beat goes on
da da dum da dum da da
Hook
No more games, ima change what you call rage
tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
i was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
i been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
but i kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
best believe somebodys payin the pied piper
all the pain inside amplified by the fact
that i cant get by with my 9 to 5
and i cant provide the right type of life for my family
cuz man, these goddam food stamps dont buy diapers
and its no movie, theres no mekhi phifer, this is my life
and these times are so hard and it’s getting even harder
tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
see dishonor caught up bein a father and a prima donna
baby mama drama screamin on and
too much for me to wanna
stay in one spot, another jam or not
has gotten me to the point, i’m like a snail
i’ve got to formulate a plot fore i end up in jail or shot
success is my only mothafuckin option, failures not
mom, i love you, but this trail has got to go
i cannot grow old in salems lot
so here i go is my shot.
feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that i got
Hook
You can do anything you set your mind to, man